Golf carts suck. 

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 08/05/2016 at 09:40 • Filed to: None

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I have to drive one around all day at work. They’ve got terrible suspension - leaf springs front and rear. The one I’m stuck with is rated for 800lbs in the bed, so it bounces all over the place.

What I thought driving on a golf course was like, from seeing it on TV:

What it actually is like:

xyzabc > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 09:51

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You could be Proctologist for a living....

Nerd-Vol > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 09:53

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Was just out golfing yesterday, man you are not lying.

CalzoneGolem > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 10:03

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My office chair has adjustable lumbar support and pneumatic dampening.

Berang > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 10:11

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that’s why you keep some sandbags in the back.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 10:13

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Part of a place I frequent requires you to drive on the golf cart path. It’s a disaster even with the soft suspension on the 4Runner.

Mercedes Streeter > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 10:18

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Wait, the golf cart has a payload capacity of 800lb? That’s 200 more than my smart.

My smart isn’t a real car *cries*

Milky > Tohru 08/05/2016 at 10:22

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Yea but you can remove the limiter with a golf tee.

shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter 08/05/2016 at 12:39

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I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

Tohru > Milky 08/05/2016 at 13:59

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Teach me!

Tohru > Mercedes Streeter 08/05/2016 at 14:00

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800lb. bed capacity, 1200lb. total carrying capacity.

I think it’s longer than your Smart, though.

Tohru > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/05/2016 at 14:01

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It’s even worse if I’m driving one of the mowers. John-Deere 2500's with no suspension and treadless air-filled turf tires.

Tohru > Berang 08/05/2016 at 14:02

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I would if I could. The best it’s ever ridden is with 600lbs. of sod in the back.

Tohru > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 14:02

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I get to spend all day outside without having to talk to people.

Tohru > Nerd-Vol 08/05/2016 at 14:03

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You better rake your footprints out of the sandtraps or I’m going to find you

Tohru > xyzabc 08/05/2016 at 14:03

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now that’s a shitty job